SBS/FPS summarized & translated by Greg schrieb:

Wow, just wow.

There are a total of 8 USG pages throughout. I got nothin'. To drive the nail in deeper there's even a photo of a Sanji theme bento........-_-;

Brooding aside this was a mixed SBS bag. It had some of the best questions in a long time and some of the stupidest fucking wastes of time that have ever disgraced the pages. I dropped the family question because that seems to have been discussed to death.

I don't know what's been translated and what hasn't so....

He begins with typical bullshit that wastes half a page talking about porn and shit again. Didn't bother to read.

Ace's B-Day is 1/1 (same as Oda) because of Ace in a deck of cards being '1'. His height is 185cm.

Oda wastes time answering if T-Bone is a General Zombie or 'a relative of Brook' (HANDS UP! DID SOMEONE FROM THIS BOARD SEND SUCH A GODDAMN STUPID QUESTION!?) Oda wheedles around the question then finally says because he possesses a weapon he's actually a General Zombie. THEN SAYS HE'S NOT! AHAHAHA ODA YOU'RE THE DEVIL!

If Oda were hit by a Negative Hollow and were to say what he wishes he were reborn as, he'd wish he were a silverfish. A silverfish on the carpet.

A fan pointed out a mistake he made on Nami's skirt coloring. Oda gets depressed and says if he was reborn he wishes he were a dripping string of drool.

If Chopper ate 4 Rumble Balls Oda would turn into a hairy pervert-looking thing.

Interesting question. A fan asks why a newly made zombie in Hogback's lab has a lower number than a previously seen zombie. Oda says this is for two reasons:

1. If something happens to the owner of the shadow.

2. If a zombie is destroyed by an invader.

In the case of 1, they can reuse the body. In the case of 2, they can add it to a new zombie. This is all because of how Moria views them as disposable. He also notes the following:

Wild Zombies: 0-199
Surprise Zombies: 200-399
Soldier Zombies: 400-799
General Zombies: 800-899
Special Zombie: 900

Therefore TB had approximately 899 zombies at its disposal at any given time prior to Odz' awakening. Good question, good answer.

A question why Absalom has such dry wit. Oda says it's because his gags are even perverted because of the Suke Suke Fruit. Take this with a grain of salt. It doesn't mean the fruit is making him say them. He may always have.

So someone asked about the lion face.....it was inevitable....
Oda says the lion's face is no doubt the one Absalom has. However, there is absolutely no proof that the one on the lion is Absalom's. He suggests there may be another zombie with exactly the same stitches. He then makes note of how few Absalom fans there actually are and says he'll keep quiet about the answer.

The worst possible thing that could happen to tanks is about to happen....
It is with much regret that I inform you, Oda is now accepting SBS questions for the voice actors. The fucking place will turn into a zoo. This is awful.

Some dipshit actually asked since there was only one kind of fruit of each, if there could be different types of 'models'. I just.....I don't know why Oda even bothered to answer let alone read the question in its entirety. The idiot answered themselves in their own question.

Someone asked for a clarification on why since there can only be one of each fruit, then how could people possibly know which was which. I often wondered this myself and thought Oda might brush over it with a, "LOOK! OVER THERE!", but seems like he has an idea.....(even though he may not of at the time). The reader bases their question on a line from Usopp which is, "That's because in this world there isn't more than one of any ability.", meaning DF abilities of course. Oda changes his line somewhat and asks the reader to think of it as, "Because in this world at the same time there isn't more than one of any ability." I dunno, kinda a cheapo move altering the text even a bit unless the term Usopp used "この世に" has a vagueness and chronological associated with it in Japanese that I've not yet become aware of. Oda says a certain doctor at a certain point will be sure to explain everything.

Someone asks if the new wrestler on the back is "YurusuMaji Mask" from his CW2 sketches. He's Pandaman's rival. He's been hired by Tomato Gang. Indeed on the back cover, YM Mask is doing a flying dive towards Pandaman. Anyone familiar with Japanese pro-wrestling may recognize the move, I don't.

There you have it.