Translation von Rockschmock
Chapter 451: Perona's Strange Garden

[in the images you can see that the kanji for "strange garden" have a different katakana pronounciation written in furigana on top of it. But I can't make out what it is so it's "strange garden" for now]
Enel's Great Space Strategy Vol. 19: "While watching the moon, an explosion on the moon"
Dr. Tsukimi sees the explosion on the moon and spits out his dango ["tsukimi" means "watching the moon", same as last time]

The scene continues from Absalom and the General Zombies

Absalom: No matter where they might run on our grounds, corner them up and march them here!! There are no other enemies for you General zombies!!!
Drunken GZ: Buuurp [just assuming this is burping..]
Absalom: Hn? .... hey you, sluggish Captain John! You're really not living up to your life time's notorious bad reputation!!!
John: Aye aye... I'll go I'll go phehehe!!!

Absalom: ....dammit, can't do much about those guys

Lola: Absama (<3) marry meee~ (<3 <3)
Absalom: GYAAAAAH Lola!!! YOU, go out to the battle NOW!! I'm the commander!!!!
Lola: Then, marry me!!!
Absalom: WHY!? Don't fool/flirt around with me!!! I'm a human!! I'm taking a human female as my wife
Absalom: Think about it, Lola!! You're a female wart hog!!! Furthermore a zombie!!! You're dead and rotting!!!

Lola: Ah! *pointing to over there* *Absalom looks into that direction*
*placing a marriage registration table and by grabbing his arm painting Absalom's finger*

Lola: OKAY!!!
Absalom: WHOW! LET GO!!!

Absaloma: Oh!! .... OH!! What the flying duck are you up to, trying to sign a marriage registration all by yourself!!! [<- In Japan they use stamps to sign official documents]
Lola: Pwease hold your finger out, Absalom!!! Teehee!!!

Lola tries to get hold of his finger, Absalom dodges

Absalom: Whow!! I don't wanna be haunted by a dead animal for all eternity!!!
Lola: Bridal Martial Arts!!! Eternal Oath Kiss!!!

This time a kiss attack. Absalom on the other hand defends

Absalom: Wait!! Lola, listen you turd!!! Okay, I....!! I've already decided on the woman who will become my wife!! Although she's unsure, she's a quality human female, weak and alive!!
Lola: Teehee!! You're going to fail again after all
Absalom: You fool, look!!! *shows her a photo of Nami*
Absalom: She's one of the pirates who got on the island... she's appropriate as a wife for this beautiful me!! Your curse reaches even as far as this.... [or something]

Lola: I won't let you! I'll erase that woman!!!!

Lola dashes off, Absalom comes after her
Absalom: No stop!!! Wait, Lolaaa


Scene changes to Perona's

Perona: Yo, Bearsy!! [Kumacy]
Bearsy: Ye....
Perona: The Risky Brothers are bringing the coffin here. When you receive it, send it to Master's dancehall! Okay?
Perona: Got it or not!?
Bearsy: ....... yes
Perona: Don't answer!! That's not cute!! I'll now be taking the commando for the treasure collecting group on the ship then

Bearsy sees her off waving

Perona: Hm....!! That's right, when you keep quiet, you're cute!!
Bearsy: ......... god speed........

Perona: YOU COW!! Now you're mumbling!! ["speaking subdued"?]

Risky Brothers [it's a pun on "risu" = squirrel] walk in bringing the coffin

Riskies: Echoecho - Deliver deliver to Master!! - Kyakkya!
[Note: apparently, they're rhyming. and maybe beatboxing too, but I can't tell for sure. Also: too lazy to come up with good english rhymes now, sorry]
They slip and fall down
Riskies: Oh no it went wrong!! - Went wrong!! Did fall! - The delivery for our master!!

The coffin opens

Riskies: The coffin, it opened!! - Wah, and awakened!! - Hurry and hit it!! Kill it with one hit!! - But killing is bad!! - Then just do it half dead!! - Half dead!!

Chopper: Huh? ........ this is
Riskies: SHAAA!! *trying to cut him with an axe*
Chopper: DAMN YOU!!! *Chopper hits the Riskies*
Riskies: Bohaaa!!

Chopper: Ah! Usopp, Nami!! Hey!! Pull yourselves together!! Open your eyes!
Nami: ............. uh.....
Usopp: ......!! Ow-ow-ouch... buh? That samurai... did he actually... hit us with the back of the sword...!?
Nami: This is outside... it has rained a bit, the ground is wet
Chopper: I dunno but these squirrels were in the middle of transporting us in this box
Usopp: WHOW! Isn't that a coffin!?

Riskies: Aw snap, now all three opened their eyes!! - How terrible, we gotta call our allies!!

The Riskies dash off

Nami: This place... looks like it's the back of the mansion. And Hogback's lab was on the highest floor over there
Chopper: ... hey, over there!! On the other side there's an even rawer building!!

A totally huge building

Usopp: Huh, what's that...!? There was .... such a huge building behind the mansion....!!?
Nami: .... now I get what this place is. It's the passage from the mansion to that building!
Usopp: Passage?! ... it's pretty vast to be that!! And it's completely forest!! [it's hard when they talk about stuff you need to see..]
Usopp: ... no, even if it's a forest, it's something different... it's that while we were unconscious we got transported here....
Usopp: Were we definitely supposed to be transported over to that building

Nami: Maybe we were transported there to be made into zombies!!
Chopper: GYAAAAA~~~!!!

Nami just tries to proceed (her eyes became $-signs)
Behind them three penguins

Penguins: One!! - Two!! - Ah, three....
Penguins: Hello! We - are the Penguin Zombie Combi!! Ah! I mean... - Trio, we're a trio now, I'm the new guy
Chopper: WHATEVER!! Who cares about your member circumstances!?
Penguin: But when we go behind you we're the ally animal zombies!! [don't get what's the point here]
All: Eh?
Animal Zombies: Welcome!! - To Perona's Strange Garden!!

All: Although they're so insanely strange, one can only go as far as to say "gross"!!! [<- but what does it MEAN *jack skellington*]

AZs: And we're going wring you out viciously!!! [I'm totally assuming here. What does "kechonkechon" mean? Halp please]

They get surrounded by the zombies and Usocho get attacked or something

Nami: Chopper, Usopp!!!
Nami: !?

Zombie: I'll half kill you too!!!
Nami: Ah---

The new guy: Stop it! *kicking the zombie*
Zombie: Hey, new guy!!!! What are you doing to your allies!!? That woman is the enemy!! You gotta beat THEM up!!!
New guy: ...... I don't know who this lady is or where she's from... but I'll have to disobey to Master's order, even if I die!!!! I'll never kick a woman!!! If you gotta problem with that, bring it.... YOU SHIT ZOMBIES!!!
[Note: You know which character's trademark is the word "shit", do you?]

The scene changes
Luffy: Hey! Oink!! What're up to again!? That's is strange... now Zorro disappeared, too!?

This week's end